On Being April
Our sectional couch will be cleaned today by All-Star Chem-Dry. It's been such a great couch for 11 years now...
if the couch could only talk, it would say...
I've listened to phone calls and snores, and giggles galore. Glad to finally get a real bath; I've smelt stinky feet, musky armpits & ferocious farts. I've been smothered by hineys, spit on by babies, bled on by booboos, yanked, scratched by a bunny & rubbed by a cat.
All I can say is thank goodness for Scotchguard!
~ these are the journal entries & ramblings of April Sheffield Wallace